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Hot Mess Express

spannish lessions w/ milo 

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

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The best times to kiss a girl 

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

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Scrapbook pg 5 - Linda Belcher

Scrapbook pg 5 - Linda Belcher

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lunacyreigns:

"There’s only one thing on this planet that will ever stop Roman Reigns and that’s Roman Reigns and he’s not gonna stop himself.” - Paul Heyman

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drunkenashes:

can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD 



Introducing: Celeste Bonin (insp 1 + 2)

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all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

Look at this sleeping beauty.

all-day-i-dream-about-seth:

Look at this sleeping beauty.